Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Your all fags

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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