Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Women's rights

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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thermodynamics?

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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