What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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