Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Badgers are cool

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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