Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Wy did the chicken?

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Your social life.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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