Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than 24? 25

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Nock Nock It's open.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Jaden McMichael

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Obamacare haters

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

BenWuzHear

we all know sammi has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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