- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

ass in my face ? no

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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