- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is 9 + 10? 21

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

general tso's broccoli

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Matt is not funny.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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