- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Mitt Romney penis

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

Cancer.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A handicapp walks into a bar

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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