a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Obamacare haters

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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BenWuzHear

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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