- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Straight men can be bronies.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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