- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

This sentence is false.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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