- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

One time I masturbated by myself

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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