What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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