There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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This sentence is false.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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