- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What's the difference between a duck

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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