Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Your time.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

skurfboards we love fat kids

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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