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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Mitt Romney penis

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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