Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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penus

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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