Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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