- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

An boy with ADHD walks into a

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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