Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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