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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Tim and Eric

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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