- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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