- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

This sentence is false.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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