- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My children are huge mistakes.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

colby doesnt shave

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Knock Knock! Come in!

ecks! why zee?

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Sac

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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