- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

knock knock

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's funnier than 24? 25

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

you just contradicted yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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