- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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