Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Where do you live? In a house

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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4-4-2

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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