Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Badgers are cool

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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This is not an anti joke.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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