- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Women's rights.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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