So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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