Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Women's rights

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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