What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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