Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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kiss me?

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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eloise dey.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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