What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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