poop is very very yummy.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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meme

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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eloise dey.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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