Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

whats worse than school? Summer school

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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