- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

what did the shark do when he died.....

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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