Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Come In!

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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This is not an anti joke.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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