- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

i have yougurt with tractor

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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