Woman Rights

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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K.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Your Mom.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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