What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Stephen Walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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