no

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

soccor

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops