- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

ugh good riddance

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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