Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

ugh good riddance

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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