What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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