What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Womens rights.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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