Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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i like pie.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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