I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Woman's rights

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What causes floods? Too much water.

pickle juice?

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

vbh

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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