What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Hi? No!!!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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