I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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