- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

knock knock Come in!!!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Punch line.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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