Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Womens Rights.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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you will now laugh.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Yes!

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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