Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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