What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What time is it? 10:58

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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