Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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