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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Matt is not funny.

Your time.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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