- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

knock, knock come in

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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