- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I can't see my forehead

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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