A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Loner.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Gorden Brown.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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thermodynamics?

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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