- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

you just contradicted yourself.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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