- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Darude - Sandstorm

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Your mom.

Meow.