What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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since when?

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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