An asian without a future.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Bloody kids ...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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