How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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