- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

who is mark

connor sucks

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Pickles

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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