What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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miley cyrus

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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justin bieber

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Why? Because!

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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