- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

you just contradicted yourself.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Seth stock has a large penis

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