SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Kelly Clarkson

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A black man in a country bar.

Matty B

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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