what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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