What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

You are Nerochan right?

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

knock knock who's there police

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

you just contradicted yourself.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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