why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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