John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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