give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Vagina ass.

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Anti-joke.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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I need a good anti joke....

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Snarf Nuggets

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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