- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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