Why? Because!

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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