Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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