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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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YEAH THEY DO.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Anti Joke

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