Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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