Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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