- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

I have Alzheimer. What?

a man walks into horse bar

yo momma so fat that she's fat

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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