- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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