why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Society.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

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