Gays

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Hi

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Wheelchair high jump

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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