What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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YEAH THEY DO.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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