- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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