Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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1 Jew XD

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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