- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Men, get on the boat.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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