- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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