Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

knock knock who's there police

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Woman's rights.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

knock, knock. come in.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

...NO.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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