Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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