- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

knock knock come in

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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