- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why did he die? He was sick.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Jason Connor.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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