what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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