The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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