- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Hi.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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