What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

yfygcugyuyc

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

You smell like shit

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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