- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Comedy.

Jason Connor.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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