Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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