- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Not Steve Jobs

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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