- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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