- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Ouch.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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