There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Joe Biden

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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