What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Anti Joke

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