What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

I'm gay. No homo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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