Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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