What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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How are you? Yes

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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hi. thats what she said.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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