- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

obama's promises

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

thumbs up!

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

knock knock come in

Ham sandwich

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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