If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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.....Carrot Top....

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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