What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Blind people can't read this.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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