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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

fruit salad?

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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