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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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your a towel.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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