1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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connor sucks

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Gay's rights

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Your social life.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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I enjoy anal.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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This is an anti-joke.

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