- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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