Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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