- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I have Alzheimer. What?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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