Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Womens rights

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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