What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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