Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Ouch.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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whats a dick a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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