You should never talk to strangers.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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eloise dey.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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69

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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