Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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bitches be crafty.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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